April 04, 2017

Watch this South Jersey man try selling you 'dumb motherf*****s' a house

Humor Real Estate
Mays Landing Funny Home Zillow/.

The home at 253 Pebble Beach Dr, Mays Landing, New Jersey.

A South Jersey man's profane video tour of his deceased parents' home is the funniest — and most inappropriate — thing you'll watch all day.

Joey Pitzo's mother passed away earlier this year and his father died in 2014, leaving the Egg Harbor resident a three-bedroom, two-bath home in Mays Landing.

Or, as Pitzo describes the residence in his video, "this f***ing s***."

According to the YouTube description for the video, which has nearly 500,000 views, his son Kyle let him borrow his phone to do the video tour for the Zillow listing.

"He comes back with my phone and leaves me with this video," Kyle wrote. "I cried laughing and had to upload it."

Pitzo told CBS3 the impromptu video was part of his way of coping with the loss of his parents, who had become his "best friends" later in life.

Pitzo's video is peak foul-mouthed dad humor. Among the highlights that are suitable for print:

• A dining room where you can eat "like the pig slob that you are"

• Showing the part of the bedroom where the father apparently died and fell on the floor

• Two other bedrooms for your "brat" kids

Most of the other words in the video are curse words. You can check out the house — going for $149,900 — here, and you can watch the video below. Disclaimer: Again, this video contains very explicit language and is NSFW.