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Beach

Can we please move on from 'Worst Beach People' to 'Best Beach People'?

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Jersey Shore

Turns out there's more than 12 worst types of beach people

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mtv beach house

Ask Hickey: Who are the worst kind of people to be around on the beach?

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Rocky Statue

Ask Hickey: Should Philly tear down any statues like New Orleans did?

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Shady dude

Ask Hickey: Are people who wear blank caps and sunglasses totally shady or what?

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Cubs World Series Parade

Ask Hickey: When will the Phillies be as good as the defending-champion Cubs?

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DaddyOFive

Ask Hickey: Do you owe DaddyOFive an apology for lost YouTube revenues?

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Ask Hickey: Should I cede my right of way to 'sidewalk mafias'?

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Green Phillies hats

Ask Hickey: Can I wear a green Phillies hat if I'm not Irish?

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National Constitution Center

Ask Hickey: Ranking the Constitutional amendments

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Flying cars

Ask Hickey: What is the most rewatchable movie of all-time?

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Jury Duty

Ask Hickey: Is it cool to lie to get out of jury duty or nah?

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Armageddon

Ask Hickey: Is it wrong to enjoy global warming's perks or nah?

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Erin Express

Ask Hickey: How old's too old to go on a bar crawl?

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Ask Hickey: The meat eaters vs. vegetarian war rages on!

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Shoes, socks and stockings

Ask Hickey: This is the right way to put on your shoes and socks

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Ask Hickey: What's the deal with bicyclists riding on Kelly Drive?

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Ask Hickey: Should Philly be more embarrassed of the Mummers or Wing Bowl?

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Manicures

Ask Hickey: What's the deal with that annoying nail-clipping sound?

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Toy guns

Ask Hickey: Don't buy someone's kid a toy gun because of a Facebook beef, folks

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Puppy in the snow

Ask Hickey: Should side pieces run obits to honor their married lovers?

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Sports as Art

Ask Hickey: Was Meryl Streep right about sports not being art?

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Guide Dog

Ask Hickey: Who cleans up after guide dogs?

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Whales

Ask Hickey: Would you rather be a whale or transcribe Trump's thoughts?

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Surveillance State Santa

Ask Hickey: Yule need advice for the Christmas holiday

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Red State question

Ask Hickey: What to expect from life in a newly minted 'Red State'

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Chili

Ask Hickey: Is chili a soup or a stew?

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Wallpaper

Ask Hickey: Enough is enough with the ugly wallpaper

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Unicorn etymology

Ask Hickey: Unicorns, Lionel Messi and Philly's worst traffic lights

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Letter carrier

Ask Hickey: Is the job I start next week the best job in the world?

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Dog Poop Trash Can

Ask Hickey: Dog poop disposal, roadside memorials and breaking 108-year losing streaks

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Angry Golfer

Ask Hickey: Honking at golfers, fantasy football justice and the fall of American fatherhood

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Bottle Service

Ask Hickey: Bottle service, intergalactic ham recipes and the World Series

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Remote controls

Ask Hickey: How 'stay woke' got whitewashed

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College students

Ask Hickey: Should I bother going to college or nah?

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Smoke detectors

Ask Hickey: At least the Philly Zoo didn't name the baby gorilla 'Mummers'

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Parent and child fighting

Ask Hickey: How to handle bad drivers, parents, robots and candidates

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Ask Hickey: Neighborly tact, workplace relationships, fashion and burner phones

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