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May 10, 2015

How old does Microsoft's age-guessing tool think the Eagles are?

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Chip Kelly Jimmy Kempski/for PhillyVoice

Microsoft nailed Chip Kelly's age (he was 49 when this picture was taken), but way over-shot on Eagles players.

Microsoft launched a new age-guessing tool, which can be found at, where you can upload pictures of yourself or loved ones, and it will guess your ages. If you haven't seen it on Facebook or Twitter yet, you will. Before this time-wasting distraction jumps the shark, I may as well get a blog post out of it! And yes, I have no life.

Using ESPN's profile pictures for all the Eagles players who have one (which would exclude the rookies), I uploaded each face into the system to see which Eagles had the youngest and oldest faces. Microsoft over-shot on almost everyone on the team, but for the most part at least had the older guys on the old end of the spectrum, and vice versa.

The results:


From left to right - GJ Kinne, Matt Barkley, Mark Sanchez, Sam Bradford, Tim Tebow


Running Back

From left to right: Ryan Mathews, Darren Sproles, Matthew Tucker, Kenjon Barner, DeMarco Murray

Running backs

Wide Receivers

From left to right: Jeff Maehl, Josh Huff, Quron Pratt, Jordan Matthews, Seyi Ajirotutu, Riley Cooper, Miles Austin

Wide receivers

Tight Ends

From left to right: Trey Burton, Zach Ertz, Brent Celek

Tight ends

Offensive Tackles 

From left to right: Lane Johnson, Kevin Graf, Andrew Gardner, Jason Peters (oldest on the team)

Offensive tackles

Offensive Guards

From left to right: Matt Tobin (youngest on the team), Allen Barbre, Evan Mathis, Dennis Kelly

Offensive guards


From left to right: David Molk, Julian Vandervelde, Jason Kelce


Defensive Ends

From left to right: Taylor Hart, Cedric Thornton, Vinny Curry, Fletcher Cox, Brandon Bair

Defensive ends

Nose Tackles

From left to right: Beau Allen, Wade Keliikipi, Bennie Logan

Nose tackles

Outside Linebackers

From left to right: Bryan Braman, Brandon Graham, Marcus Smith, Connor Barwin

Outside linebackers

Inside Linebackers

From left to right: Kiko Alonso, Mychal Kendricks, Brandon Hepburn, DeMeco Ryans, Brad Jones, Emmanuel Acho, Najee Goode

Inside linebackers


From left to right: Byron Maxwell, Nolan Carroll, E.J. Biggers, Brandon Boykin, Walter Thurmond

NOTE: Microsoft thinks E.J. Biggers is a woman.



From left to right: Jaylen Watkins, Ed Reynolds, Earl Wolff, Chris Maragos, Jerome Couplin III, Chris Prosinski, Malcolm Jenkins



From left to right: Cody Parkey, Donnie Jones, Jon Dorenbos


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