May 10, 2015
Jimmy Kempski/for PhillyVoice
Microsoft nailed Chip Kelly's age (he was 49 when this picture was taken), but way over-shot on Eagles players.
Microsoft launched a new age-guessing tool, which can be found at how-old.net, where you can upload pictures of yourself or loved ones, and it will guess your ages. If you haven't seen it on Facebook or Twitter yet, you will. Before this time-wasting distraction jumps the shark, I may as well get a blog post out of it! And yes, I have no life.
Using ESPN's profile pictures for all the Eagles players who have one (which would exclude the rookies), I uploaded each face into the system to see which Eagles had the youngest and oldest faces. Microsoft over-shot on almost everyone on the team, but for the most part at least had the older guys on the old end of the spectrum, and vice versa.
The results:
From left to right - GJ Kinne, Matt Barkley, Mark Sanchez, Sam Bradford, Tim Tebow
From left to right: Ryan Mathews, Darren Sproles, Matthew Tucker, Kenjon Barner, DeMarco Murray
From left to right: Jeff Maehl, Josh Huff, Quron Pratt, Jordan Matthews, Seyi Ajirotutu, Riley Cooper, Miles Austin
From left to right: Trey Burton, Zach Ertz, Brent Celek
From left to right: Lane Johnson, Kevin Graf, Andrew Gardner, Jason Peters (oldest on the team)
From left to right: Matt Tobin (youngest on the team), Allen Barbre, Evan Mathis, Dennis Kelly
From left to right: David Molk, Julian Vandervelde, Jason Kelce
From left to right: Taylor Hart, Cedric Thornton, Vinny Curry, Fletcher Cox, Brandon Bair
From left to right: Beau Allen, Wade Keliikipi, Bennie Logan
From left to right: Bryan Braman, Brandon Graham, Marcus Smith, Connor Barwin
From left to right: Kiko Alonso, Mychal Kendricks, Brandon Hepburn, DeMeco Ryans, Brad Jones, Emmanuel Acho, Najee Goode
From left to right: Byron Maxwell, Nolan Carroll, E.J. Biggers, Brandon Boykin, Walter Thurmond
NOTE: Microsoft thinks E.J. Biggers is a woman.
From left to right: Jaylen Watkins, Ed Reynolds, Earl Wolff, Chris Maragos, Jerome Couplin III, Chris Prosinski, Malcolm Jenkins
From left to right: Cody Parkey, Donnie Jones, Jon Dorenbos
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