May 26, 2015
Like Russell Crowe and movies that require him to sing all his lines, some things just don't belong together.
Shooting to the top of that list was something spotted by CSN cameras at Tuesday night's Phillies-Mets game at Citi Field: a Phillies Phanatic doll wearing a Mets uniform.
While that may be offensive, have you ever seen a Mr. Met doll in a Phillies uniform? The answer is no, because no one likes Mr. Met, least of all Phillies fans.
Unless, of course, the doll pictured in the above photo is the illegitimate love child of Mrs. Met and the real Phillie Phanatic. That probably means he spends weekends and every other Wednesday at Citizens Bank Park cheering on his dad's team.