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January 11, 2021

NFC Hierarchy/Obituary: Seahawks, Football Team and Bears are dead

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Taylor Heinicke, the new savior.

The first round of the NFL playoffs is in the books, with the Seattle Seahawks, Washington Football Team, and the Chicago Bears seeing their seasons come to an end.

Obituaries

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Football Team: With the Bills, Buccaneers, and Browns all winning playoff games over the weekend, there are now only four teams in the NFL with a longer playoff win droughts than the Football Team:

  1. Bengals: 30 seasons
  2. Lions: 29 seasons
  3. Dolphins: 20 seasons
  4. Raiders: 18 seasons
  5. Football Team: 15 seasons

2020 was the perfect year for the Football Team to win a BS, meaningless NFC East title. Since they last won a Super Bowl in 1991 (checks math -- almost 30 years ago), the Football Team has only won the NFC East four times.

• 1999: They went 10-6, won a playoff game over the Lions in the wild card round, before losing to the Bucs. The next closest team in the NFC East was the Cowboys, at 8-8.

• 2012: They went 10-6 in Robert Griffin III's rookie season, and were quickly wiped out in the wild card round by the Seahawks, with RG3 tearing an ACL. The next closest team in the NFC East was the Giants, at 9-7.

• 2015: They went 9-7, and were easily handled by the Packers in the wild card round. The next closest team in the NFC East was the Eagles, at 7-9.

2020: They went 7-9, and needed the Eagles to pull their starting quarterback to ensure their win Week 17 for the division. In the playoffs, they were one-and-done in the wildcard round.

The Football Team has a foundation to build on, and that is their defensive line. If they could just find a quarterback, they might be dangerous. Of course, that hasn't exactly been easy for this franchise over the years.

Since Dan Snyder bought the team in 1999 (22 seasons), 23 different quarterbacks have started for Washington. They are Brad Johnson, Jeff George, Tony Banks, Shane Matthews, Patrick Ramsey, Danny Wuerffel, Tim Hasselbeck, Mark Brunell, Jason Campbell, Todd Collins, Donovan McNabb, Rex Grossman, John Beck, Robert Griffin III, Colt McCoy, 'Kurt' Cousins, Alex Smith, Mark Sanchez, Josh Johnson, Case Keenum, Dwayne Haskins, Kyle Allen, and Taylor Heinicke.

Heinicke actually looked pretty good in the Football Team's playoff loss to the Bucs, and I look forward to watching their fans talk themselves into him this offseason.

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Seahawks: Last year in the Wildcard round of the playoffs, a Jadeveon Clowney cheap shot knocked Carson Wentz out of the game.

This year in the Wildcard round of the playoffs, a Jamal Adams cheap shot knocked John Wolford out of the game.

Feels like a trend!

As for the Seahawks' loss to the Rams, I was shocked by how badly Russell Wilson stunk.

This dirty-ass team deserves to have Wilson turn into 2020 Carson Wentz.

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Bears: Back on December 1, we killed off the Bears after they lost six straight games and fell to 5-7. They won three of their last four, and a bunch of other crappy NFC teams faltered down the stretch, so they got in as an 8-8 wildcard.

We were forced to bring them back from the dead, even though they got easily handled in a "win and in" game against the Packers Week 17.

Anyway, I re-read what I wrote about the Bears on December 1, and I'm just going to stick with that for their obituary. 

Graveyard

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Hierarchy

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4) Rams: The Rams' secondary is just so good, and it'll give them a fighting chance against the three first-ballot Hall of Fame quarterbacks left in the playoffs in the NFC. But they're at such a disadvantage having to rely on Jared Goff to put points on the board. 

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3) Buccaneers: The Bucs advanced. Did hands get shook?

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2) Saints: The Saints swept the Bucs this season, and I can tell you right now that you're going to hear someone say "It's hard to beat a team three times in a season." That's not at all true when one team already has a 2-0 advantage. Since 1970, there have been 21 times in which two teams faced off in the playoffs after one team swept the other during the regular season. The 2-0 team won 14 of those games.

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1) Packers: The Packers had to have loved what they saw from the rest of the action around the league over the weekend, as no teams were really all that impressive. It's crazy how much better the AFC is than the NFC. 

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