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June 11, 2019

Here are the write-in votes from across the Philly suburbs in the May primaries

Donald Trump drew support as a Dem and one voter was left wondering 'Will I Smell Gas In My Water' in a small-town council race

Election 2019 Write-In Votes
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Brie Larson stars in "Captain Marvel," and the character received a write-in vote in the Philadelphia suburbs during the May 2019 primary elections.

Last week, we brought you a review of write-in votes cast in Philadelphia for the May primary elections.

There were sports stars, homages to the Furnace Party letter, activists who launched write-in campaigns and, of course, Gritty.

Today, we bring you the best (or worst) of write-ins from suburban Philadelphia counties. 

New Jersey had elections a week or so later, so we'll include results from several counties over that way.

Specifically, we’re looking at Bucks, Delaware and Montgomery counties in Pennsylvania and Camden and Gloucester counties in South Jersey. (We didn’t forget about Chester County; it doesn't review ballots unless there are “races where any potential write-in winners may emerge,” per Chesco’s deputy county administrator Kara Rahn.)

Of particular note is the fact that Gritty, who was shut out from Delco votes during the November 2018 elections, finally received one from the place most associated with it spiritually, culturally, animalistically and behaviorally. 

What a time to be alive.

Anyway, let’s get to breaking them down by county, shall we?


A grand total of 1,126 write-in votes were cast via machines, absentees and civilian or military overseas ballots. And, they're all listed on about 310 pages that the Bucks County Board of Elections made available to PhillyVoice on Tuesday. (Thanks, folks!)

There were no votes cast for Philly sports mascots, but there were some noteworthy candidates who drew support. To wit:

• Jeb! (dourt clerk, Buckingham Township)

• John Cena (auditor, Falls Township)

• Kardashian – illegible (school board, Morrisville Borough)

• "Georgia Sink Mars" (school board, Morrisville Borough)

• Mickey Mouse (two votes for register of wills in Doylestown Township; school director in Newtown Borough)

• Minnie Mouse (clerk of courts, Doylestown Township)


Democratic primaries

• Jesus Christ (Superior Court Judge, Common Pleas Judge, County Council, District Attorney, Magisterial District Judge, Colwyn Council)

• John J. Dougherty (School Director, Penn Delco; two votes for First Ward Aston Commissioner)

• Selina Meyer (Common Pleas Judge; Trainer Council)

• Gritty (County Council)

• Captain Marvel (School Director, Unionville Chadds Ford)

Republican primaries

• Anyone not associated with Donald Trump (Common Pleas Judge)

• Anyone not a Trump Buddy (Magisterial District Judge)

• Someone not associated with Donald Trump (Darby Boro Council)

• Donald Trump (School Director, Marple Newtown)

• MAGA (School Director, S.E. Delco)

• Marcus Cicero (Magisterial District Judge)

• Judge Judy (Superior Court Judge)


When Montco switched over to paper ballots last month, one of the unexpected results was that it became substantially more difficult for election officials to share an Excel spreadsheet of write-in votes, as was past practice.

So, there is no record of noteworthy write-in votes from the May primary. (I know for a fact that both Gritty and Boban Marjanovic received write-in support for judicial spots at my polling place because, well, I just do.)

"The write-ins are now handwritten," said John Corcoran, the county's director of communications. "At tabulation, they only record write-ins if there are enough to meet a threshold. They don't record what they consider disqualifying votes at all, which would be votes for not a real person like Gritty or Mickey Mouse. 

"To compile a list like Voter Services had in the past, someone would have to go through all 100,000 ballots and manually record them to the list."



Democratic primaries

• Gritty (5 votes for Board of Chosen Freeholders; 4th District General Assembly)

• Al Swearengen (4th District General Assembly)

• Phanatic (Board of Chosen Freeholders)

• Frida Kahlo (Board of Chosen Freeholders)

• Liz Lemon (Board of Chosen Freeholders)

• Coutinho (2 votes for Board of Chosen Freeholders)

• Bro (Board of Chosen Freeholders)

• Donald Trump (4 votes for General Assembly; Winslow Ward 1)

• Fireworks (Berlin Boro Mayor)

• Fireworks Wink Wink Rick (Berlin Boro Mayor)

• Will I Smell Gas In My Water (Berlin Boro Council)

• Billie Jean King (Waterford County Committeewoman)

• Bruce Springsteen (Gloucester Twp. Council)

Republican primaries

• Beyonce (Board of Chosen Freeholders)

• Adolf Hitler (Board of Chosen Freeholders)

• Bruce Springsteen (Board of Chosen Freeholders; Gloucester Twp. Council)

• Squidward (5th District General Assembly)

• Nick Foles (5th District General Assembly; Oaklyn Mayor)

• Don Trump (6th District General Assembly)

• Howard Stern (6th District General Assembly)

• Eric Lindros (Oaklyn Council)

• Chase Utley (Oaklyn Council)

• Phillies (Pine Hill Mayor)

• Tom Selleck (Freeholder, Pine Hill)

• Burt Reynolds (Freeholder, Pine Hill)

• Dolph Lundgren (Freeholder, Pine Hill)


County Superintendent of Elections Stephanie Salvatore shared that these sort of inquiries "are not as much fun" when about eight percent of registered voters turn out to exercise their right to vote.

Sure, two serious candidates got on the ballot for Republican Freeholder races after failed petition submissions in April. As it comes to entertaining votes, well, they were few and far between.

Yoko Ono was written in for Republican freeholder and Donald Trump received some support as a Democrat for Pitman Council, but that's about it.

"I'm sure it will get way more creative next year for the presidential election," she said.

Here's hoping. 

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