August 17, 2015
OK, is it fair to say that football season is overrated?
Seriously. The fact that millions of people tune in every week to watch a bunch of grown men wear tight, brightly colored jerseys with their name on the back, chasing an oddly shaped ball is a strange and silly American pastime. Over it.
Can you feel the adrenaline? The NFL is back; on Sundays, Thursdays, Mondays, and sometimes Saturdays, and pretty much all the time if you look in the right place.
With the dawn of teams playing meaningful football approaching, the excitement may be overwhelming. That's ok, because you have every reason to be pumped. Here are 20 reasons (with a heavy Eagles bias) to be elated that football season is finally here (some videos in this article contain strong and potentially offensive language):
Cowboys fans filling my mentions with hateful words. That's ok. I love America, and I'm not ashamed to say so. pic.twitter.com/Kme8BsqpDl— Jimmy Kempski (@JimmyKempski) August 9, 2015
How come no one on the Eagles ever breaks the quarterback's jaw in a locker room brawl? WHERE'S THE FIRE?— FakeWIPCaller (@FakeWIPCaller) August 11, 2015
Yeah, this Cowboys fan is going to regret getting this tattoo. pic.twitter.com/EF8RLIi6zW— Jeff G. (@TheSportsDude) January 12, 2015