Philadelphia Eagles head coach -- BUT NOT GM -- Chip Kelly.
When I use emojis in text messages, nine out of ten times it's the poop one. Don't ask me why; it's just funny and fits in more situations than it probably should.
One of those situations is during fantasy football.
"Your lineup? 💩"
But now, thanks to SportsManias, several players and coaches (18 in all) have gotten the emoji treatment, and the one representing Eagles head coach Chip Kelly includes a hit tip to my personal favorite emoji.
I'm not sure what play he's calling. But based on the signals, it appears to be one of two things: Either Sam Bradford's about to throw an interception or, more likely, someone needs to clean out his cat's litter box.
Here's a look at a few of the other NFL emojis being offered by SportsManias:
"I don't want anyone touching the balls at that point, rubbing them ... to me, those balls are perfect." [Not pictured: Four Super Bowl rings, Uggs, super model wife.]
The Money Manziel
"Thank god my family has money because my NFL career may be a lot shorter than I thought."
"Watch me whip. Now watch me pull a hammy." [I'm really surprised they didn't go with a one-hand-catch emoji...]
That helmet indentation on Peyton's forehead may make it the most visually accurate one of the bunch.
The Marsha Brady*
Is that J.J. Watt with a bloody nose, or is that just leftover from whatever quarterback he most recently consumed?
*No relation to Tom
The Great Crab Caper
Probably a good idea they didn't choose to use one of the other things Jameis has been accused of in the past...
There are several more of these, including Bill Belichick in a hoodie (what else?), as well as something known as "Revis Island." And you can download the full fantasy football emoji keyboard from SportsManias here.