April 15, 2019
They know not what the future will bring to their little pocket of Brewerytown, but on Monday morning, the good folks at Crime & Punishment Brewing Co. took an anticipatory leap of faith anyway.
Just 12 days before the highly anticipated – and remarkably mysterious – “furnace party” comes (or doesn’t) to the empty lot catty-corner from their brewpub near 27th Street and Girard Avenue, brewers and co-owners Mike Paul and Mike Wambolt have begun brewing a special beer for the occasion.
“Do Attend” is the working name for their Jalapeno Double IPA.
That’s an homage to the final request made in the unusual flyer distributed in the neighborhood, by a yet-identified gentleman, in February as a way to connect with possible attendees.
(In short, it was a call for people to turn themselves into statues to avoid the negative impact of food that was still living inside them since they ate it in grammar school. But, there was so very much more to unpack therein.)
Back at the brewpub, Paul climbed a ladder to keep the process moving along at the business that opened along Girard Avenue four years ago this July. He joked that the flavor was chosen to give people a sense of what it feels like “to have molten lava getting poured.” (He noted that it won’t taste as such.)
By the time the furnace party rolls around on Saturday, April 27, they hope to have seven barrels of Do Attend ready for party goers who leave the lot and come to their brewery.
The special brew, which will have an expected seven percent alcohol by volume (ABV), will sell for $6 a pint, Wambolt said. And Crime & Punishment will donate 10 percent of the proceeds to Minds Matter Philadelphia.
As Paul explained the process of brewing “Do Attend” – through mashing, extracting wort and fermenter cooling – he spoke about juicing between 50 to 100 pounds of jalapeno (and other) peppers in the final steps of preparation.
Wambolt hearkened back to the time they brewed an IPA with Haitian fire peppers from a nearby community garden. That got so hot that many had to stop drinking pretty darn quickly. They’re on a mission to avoid that this time around.
“Pepper beers are hard. It’ll have a noticeable kick, but not so bad that you can’t drink it,” Paul said. “There will be enough to last for a while.”
The special beer will only be available at the brewery since the owners didn’t seek permits to vend at a lot surrounded (mostly) by fences adorned with Private Property and No Trespassing signs.
“We had to do it in response to the letter because of our close proximity,” said Paul, noting that a flyer was not left at Crime & Punishment Brewery that fateful day.
“We really don’t know what’s going to happen that day,” added Wambolt. “I don’t think anybody does.”
He’s right about that.
It’s that uncertainty of what’s to come that’s driving much of the interest.
“Even if nothing’s going on (at the lot), there are going to be a lot of people around here dispersed through the neighborhood,” Wambolt said. “Over the course of the day, it’s just going to build up.”
The “Do Attend” brew won’t be ready for consumption until the Thursday or Friday before the Furnace Party, and won’t be served until that Saturday, when Crime & Punishment opens its doors at 11 a.m.