December 06, 2018
All tweets aren’t the best tweets, but many are very, very good. It seems unfair to let those which don’t qualify for the Top 20 to just fall to the wayside, though.
To that end, in advance of the best-of-the-best post from later this week, we now hereby present the honorable mention tweets.
They’re funny. They’re serious. They’re everything in between.
Some are also NSFW, so don't wake the kids.
With the social-media site’s constant churn, it’s safe to predict that we missed some. So, when all’s said and done with a week-long series, send them along so we can revel in them together.
And away we go with the noteworthy non-Top 20 tweets of the calendar year 2018. (Be sure to check back on Monday for the Top 20 tweets of the year post.)
The Gang Performs “Tusk” with the USC Marching Band.
thoughtful for Amazon to put up an antifa starter pack on black friday pic.twitter.com/PwAuKlVEGv— Colm! (@0x0454) November 23, 2018
When menus blow our minds.
theres gotta be a better way to convey this information pic.twitter.com/pHEswDU0TC— sean (@seanposting) October 21, 2018
HughE with the cryptic shade.
How annoying, please don’t pose for me with your mistress if you don’t want the photographed published. Check your ego at the door and be honest . U can even pull me aside or email like the other adulterers!!— PhillyChitChat (@HughE_Dillon) August 21, 2018
Make some room at the Philadelphia Museum of Art.
I dropped a box of spaghetti on the ground and accidentally graduated from Art School. pic.twitter.com/X8NdjG6vdY— Mr. Drinks On Me (@Mr_DrinksOnMe) April 13, 2018
I guess my daughter is on team Belle. pic.twitter.com/9IIxVxy2tB— Mommy Owl (@Lhlodder) November 27, 2018
Snooki is an American treasure.
snooki getting punched in the face on jersey shore was the modern stabbing of julius cesar and the beginning of the fall of the american empire— jaboukie (@jaboukie) August 7, 2018
Dad bods rule.
shrek grossed 484 million just so we’re clear https://t.co/GmuMK2Momz— sam (@TheAccountOfSam) July 18, 2018
Britney Part I.
Cinematic parallels— Tom Zohar (@TomZohar) April 16, 2018
The Witch (2015) / Work Bitch (2013) pic.twitter.com/dUyIkDE8c7
‘The gorillas aren’t fighting.’
Wow, this extract from Wolff’s book is a shocking insight into Trump’s mind: pic.twitter.com/1ZecclggSa— a very pixelated boat christmas (@pixelatedboat) January 5, 2018
And then he uninvited them from the White House ceremony...
Congratulations to the Philadelphia Eagles on a great Super Bowl victory!— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) February 5, 2018
Happy Kids Part I.
The students just found out we are all going to see BLACK PANTHER! We will have a day of cultural classes, African dancers, historical lessons and then we will all go see the film! Turn up!!!! @ronclarkacademy @chadwickboseman #tlhanna pic.twitter.com/oUhWse5ghr— Wade King (@WadeKing7) February 2, 2018
Happy Kids Part II.
To the lady at Costco with her son on a leash. I'm sorry that I asked if he was a rescue.— Destry™ (@DestryBrod) March 21, 2018
The profanity wasn't necessary but thank you for not siccing him on me.
Pulled pork suggests the existence of pushed pork— The Idiot Christmas Bastard Fuck (@UrplePing0) May 25, 2018
Spelling is important.
Too soon to talk about guns?
I was hiding in a closet for 2 hours. It was about guns. You weren't there, you don't know how it felt. Guns give these disgusting people the ability to kill other human beings. This IS about guns and this is about all the people who had their life abruptly ended because of guns. https://t.co/XnzhvuN1zd— carly (@car_nove) February 15, 2018
New year, new us.
I feel like that could've been any one of us unknowingly stumbling upon a hanging body in suicide forest while filming a YouTube vid— Mike Meech (@meechone) January 2, 2018
New year, old Sips brawls.
Center City Sips cant come soon enough 😍 😩 pic.twitter.com/SGGQyH3Ftd— Dennis (@GipperGrove) May 3, 2018
All I said was Cadbury cream eggs suck, rabbit.
Voter fraud (feat. Carly Rae Jepsen)
my gay ass when i try to vote multiple times in disguise pic.twitter.com/OVdCkl2Odh— Alp Ozcelik (@alplicable) November 16, 2018
Dancing people on both sides.
The bell tolls for they.
Hemingway ain’t got shit on this pic.twitter.com/CulksodpJD— Joe Rivano Barros (@jrivanob) January 8, 2018
He would’ve gotten away with it…
Sleep number, zero.
I hope everyone takes a moment today to remember Saman Gunan, the Thai Navy Seal that died making sure the kids stuck in the cave had enough oxygen so that today's rescue would even be possible. #ThaiCaveRescue pic.twitter.com/tOW1dZNjNP— Rahul Setia (@rahulsetia007) July 8, 2018
In which a lib owns miniature-golf enthusiasts.
I saw a strip club across the street from a minigolf place and I’m liberal but that’s too much for me. What if you’re just trying to have a nice afternoon with your family then your kids look across the street and have to see a bunch of losers playing minigolf?— Samantha Ruddy (@samlymatters) June 16, 2018
Funny ‘cause it’s true.
girls who wear these started smoking cigarettes in 7th grade https://t.co/dxWw6UndIx— nicca (@nottnic) April 1, 2018
not drunk, just living my truth https://t.co/WTARWSCenR— Este Haim (@jizziemcguire) February 21, 2018
Fans of “The Wire” will get this one.
Read the room better, Michael.
A story in three parts. pic.twitter.com/NoxRtEXNzu— fat sajak the ➖➖➖ (@papayathebee) September 1, 2018
Deep in thought.
This drawing from a Heimlich Manoeuvre how-to contains more complex emotion than nearly every novel pic.twitter.com/jHWWjLpvE0— Chris Currie (@furioushorses) November 23, 2018
Is this an abortion announcement? pic.twitter.com/EbDJpqZZAQ— Skins 12/7🤓 (@ovokosh) August 24, 2018
Fam, you’re dissing your wife’s boss.
File under “18 U.S.C. §§ 1503, 1512” https://t.co/e4ZGVn1kJi— George Conway (@gtconway3d) December 3, 2018
Diving right on into those DMs.
me: oh look! a new dm *opens dm* pic.twitter.com/pZd57ju9eq— Ditz the season 🇨🇦 (@DitzMcGeee) September 12, 2018
Keeping it real Part I.
amber is a real one pic.twitter.com/hRuQuFo0Zz— white vegans log off (@bell_shakur) February 28, 2018
Frank felt safe tweeting this because he knew it wasn’t possible for the public to boycott him more than they already were. pic.twitter.com/siNyeCRdEo— Caissie St.Onge (@Caissie) March 31, 2018
I have a difficult time believing that hundreds of gymnasts could be molested by a single osteopathic physician over decades, and not report it https://t.co/DxgQoJ5DrR— Kerry Howley (@KerryHowley) September 26, 2018
Hey @Twitter remember when I reported the guy who was making threats towards me after my appearance on @FoxNews and you guys sent back a bs response about how you didn’t find it that serious. Well guess what it’s the guy who has been sending #bombs to high profile politicians!!!! pic.twitter.com/xBY8FMbqnq— R O C H E L L E (@RochelleRitchie) October 26, 2018
The sun'll come out...
when my iPhone gives me the "Update Ready to Install" notification pic.twitter.com/54l92fdpWZ— ruckin (@ruckin_) December 1, 2018
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